Reader,
Here's how you do this. I have no experience in HTML or CSS or Java and this whole process took me like 5 hours max. If you want to do this too, search for Neocities tutorials on youtube and click on any video with a doggirl in the thumbnail (I don't make the rules). Fiddle around with it, brainstorm what you may want on your site, pick a color pallette, make a pintrest board. Or don’t, I'm not the boss of you.
The only piece of persuasion I offer you to seek this out is an appeal to your ego, you raging narcissist you. If you make a shitty little HTML website and host it on Neocities you are better than other people. You have done something that takes a little bit of effort and for the rest of time will be able to slightly brag whenever the subject of computer science comes up by saying "I'm something of a hobbyist web designer myself" and nobody around you will acknowledge it. But you're still better than them. Keep telling yourself that until you die and you may live a happy life.
I want to use this place as a general storage space for some of the creative stuff I do. I like to write and I do a little drawing. Plus this HTML website stuff is fun to learn. Please look around and read stuff, look at things, make fun of my very lacking webpage, etc. I promise that I will read your website if you make one and tell me about it. yes.
Thank you for looking at this post - The First Post - and for maybe a moment thinking "Trenholm, I fuck with the vision, I want to express myself in a new medium and these four paragraphs have granted me vision heretofor unexperienced". If you stick around and continue to read this website, you'll see me write about TTRPGS, game design, worldbuilding, that sort of nerdy bullshit. I do hope you enjoy.
Trenholm